Bible Question: Radioman - Book of Romans? Duh, what's that? Besides, what does them Romans have to do with my religion? I ain't no Roman. My relevations comes to me in dreams and from reading science fiction. What's the since in paying any attention to what church folks and them egg-headed Theolowjuns says anyhow? They don't know nothing. Best thing is to pick out a verse in the Wholly Bibel and stick with it. Don't worry about the rest of the Bibel. You ain't gonna understand it nohow. James 2:17 is about the only verse in the Bibel I pay any attention to. That grace and faith stuff don't bother me none. It don't do much good to read that stuff that was wrote 2,000 years ago. Besides some of the Apostles that the Epistles wrote has done got lost. God don't seem able to keep up with His books somehow, and everbody knows it's high time He updated a lot of that old stuff. Like I say, they ain't no use sweating the small stuff like grace and faith and such like. All a body needs to do is read as much science fiction as he can get his hands on and pick out a verse of the Bibel and stick with it. Just be a good ole boy and maybe git somebody to dunk you in a puddle of water to wash them sins away, and you'll turn out OK. I shore have. --Hank ..... P.S. And they's one more thing: Don't believe a word I've written in this post! And the same can be said for many other posts by many other users with which this poor old forum has been burdened in the last two and a half years. --HH |
Bible Answer: Hank: You have did a write good job of summarizing the Theolowjee of the latest Lone Ranger Internet Bible Expert. I 'preciate what you writ when you said: "..some of the Apostles that the Epistles wrote has done got lost. God don't seem able to keep up with His books somehow..." To quote kalos, the oft heard about, but seldom seen sage of the Forum: "There are no lost books of the Bible. God is the author of the Bible and He doesn't lose His books. --kalos" --Radioman2 |